By AMIGODO - 12/02/2011 15:13 - Netherlands

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Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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capnbzarr 43

Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.

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nikki9tails 3

Some parents are not that awesome or open about it be grateful and atleast they didnt forget like most fmls on here lol

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IceyJustin 1

Well everyone loves boners, especially battery operated ones.

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ktdad07 0

So I take it your friends weren't the only ones

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ktdad07 0

If these phones were really so smart, they'd realize when I accidentally hit the send button as opposed to when I'm actually finished with my comment. Let's try this again: So I take it your friends weren't the only ones who came that day, right?

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krez 20

You know what I got for my birthday? Oh, it was a banner ******* year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?

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CP1988 0

At least it's not something you don't want

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blahblahblah5_x 13

..Your parents sure brought you up right :L

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