By AMIGODO - 12/02/2011 15:13 - Netherlands

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Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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capnbzarr 43

Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.

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meintx 9

You should have just said " oh, wow, thanks mom. It's just like yours, only smaller." ;)

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bombasticolo 2

you should havr told your mom "i know dad doesn't satisfy you enough, but you didnt have to get me one."

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ben_d0ver 0

Shudda told them u wanted to play with the new toy right away, and ran off

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QueenOfBoredom 0

ha i love you simply for sAying that lmao

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prettypinkpixie 9

You should have said thank you, and promptly left the room with your new gift, leaving your parents to feel awkward with your friends rather than you.

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prince122 0

dude my mom would kill me

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dansco 24

You'll only get gentle ribbing for this...

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yahman123 0

you should've showed everyone there how it works ;)

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