By AMIGODO - 12/02/2011 15:13 - Netherlands

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Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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capnbzarr 43

Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.

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wisericky 12

around my friends birthday we stashed a shit load of gay **** in his room for his mom to find. his mom was like "i knew he was gay the hole time" he had some splainen to do.

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newjerseyguy 0

lol thats awesome, we did that to our roommate, made the wallpaper on his comp a gay sex scene, swapped out his junk drawer with gay **** dvd's and stashed 2 realistic *****'s in his sock drawer. all this done the day before he was getting ready for his south america expedition with his girl. she had an thought that he might like guys so she found all of it while they were packing his stuff for the trip. her reactin was classic. she stillbteases him about now 2 years later.

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AprilCutie93 4

that sucks your parents shouldnt have gotten you that

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Igor_g5 0

I don't get the FML. A vibrator is a useful gift.

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TheDrop 0

it's embarrassing because OP now realizes that her parents knows that she doesn't get any action

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Tilburg 0

Haha, veel plezier! Heb je hem al.uitgeprobeerd?

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hazardoussmiles9 22

Someone decided to speak Dutch. Sorry maar bijna niemand kan je zo verstaan xD

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sourgirl101 28

It's your parents way of telling you to "Go **** yourself". Remember to take out the batteries when you're not using it. They tend to die quickly for some reason. (:

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sourgirl101 28

Mine is a plug in and shaped like a curling iron.

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monnanon 13

you sure its not just a curling iron?

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