By AMIGODO - 12/02/2011 15:13 - Netherlands

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Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 864
You deserved it 5 119

Same thing different taste

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Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.

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Oooooh nooooooooooooooo and your life is ruined because of it... Because I'm sure your friends will think negatively about you because of it.. Stop being a drama queen and think for a second... and it is funny.. It's a good joke too bad their child is too insecure to handle it...

The point of the site isn't that the OP's life is ruined, just that they had a shitty moment or their day upset; otherwise we'd publish more of the "I attended a Justin Bieber concert" FMLs.

And my point wasn't that op's life is ruined that was just a comment. My point was that she was probably taking it too seriously and being a drama queen...

babymickeycakes 0
ilikeemsmall 4

You should have held it up and said "So, what exactly are your intentions and where is my ring?" LOL

sallen0046 4

So your life is ****** because you don't have ridiculously uptight parents? Get over yourself, it's a gag gift, not the end of the world.

Today I was at my grand-daughters birthday party and they gave her a vibrator. Her uncle kept staring at it. FML

rebekahgee 0

Hey, at least your parents are cool with it. It's better than super uptight, conservative types who think sex and masturbation are sinful.

ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Who knew they sold vibrators in the Netherlands?

I did, I did! Wait, what, uhm.. no I didn't. They're selling vibrators in the Netherlands?!

Buy one prostitute, get one vibrator free. And get a half-price coupon for weed. Sounds like a good evening.

ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Well, the OP's parents seemed to have found one there.

monnanon 13

@51 amsterdam is completelt different from the rest of Holland.