Love: Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback... - FML

By deez_nutz - 10/03/2009 12:46 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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Turn it off, make it stop!

By ricewine23 - 04/08/2021 04:01

Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML

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Anthony Fantano over here

By WAPmeBaby - 25/08/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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hazz_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S

sancho839 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.

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Silentknight 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 7:24

today, it was my birthday. my girlfriend got me a coaster.

Phillipdeboul 0

Monday 26 April 2010 5:16

that's just a kick in teeth man, I'm sorry that happened to ya.

jrkarikas 0

Monday 26 April 2010 21:10

haha fyl!!!

mochalatte 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 4:02

my [ex] boyfriend called me up [already late] telling me either he goes to the nearby walgreens and buys me something or he comes to my birthday party, I choose.

so_unlucky89765 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:23

nickelback is the best wats wrong with getting their cd

skater847 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 5:08

What's wrong with that? That CD sounds like a perfectly good present.

cas929 1

Saturday 5 June 2010 17:59

how is this a fml moment?

kxdottt 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 22:37

AND? Quit being a little bitch, you're like she bought you anything.

Allielovespanda 0

Monday 14 June 2010 18:16

I like Nickelback, I think they're really good :)

charbz 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:02

Why is this a problem? You suck.

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