Love: Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback...

By deez_nutz - 10/03/2009 12:46 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 279

You deserved it 18 565

Turn it off, make it stop!

By ricewine23 - 04/08/2021 04:01

Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML

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You deserved it 206

Anthony Fantano over here

By WAPmeBaby - 25/08/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML

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You deserved it 229

By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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You deserved it 2 868

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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You deserved it 9 648

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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You deserved it 7 560

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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You deserved it 164

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

hazz_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S

sancho839 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.

Comments

milly_11 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:28

Its the thought that counts ass

elizabethan13 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:31

WTF is wrong with you?! Nickelback rocks! on another note, it's the thought that counts a**hole!

metallicaBDA 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:41

nickelback is good though :/

countrygirl987 0

Friday 22 July 2011 1:01

I love Nickelback!

darcieslegit12 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 17:04

I'll have it I love nickleback!

Ketchup_Castle 30

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:53

That is the worst present that I've ever heard of.

countrygirl1112 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:34

Whats wrong with nickelback?

viciouspanda 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:44

Hahaha

stevenJB 25

Monday 5 September 2011 1:49

Nickleback is a big no no!

mccutie936 6

Wednesday 21 September 2011 4:54

Really? Youre serious? This as an fml jesus what has the world come to

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