Love: Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback...

By deez_nutz - 10/03/2009 12:46 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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Turn it off, make it stop!

By ricewine23 - 04/08/2021 04:01

Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML

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You deserved it 206

Anthony Fantano over here

By WAPmeBaby - 25/08/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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You deserved it 7 560

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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You deserved it 164

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

hazz_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S

sancho839 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.

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Awahso 25

Thursday 26 May 2011 20:43

slavery

ihappentobeatree 0

Friday 27 May 2011 3:41

nickleback is gay. you are gay.

OMGBBQ 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:41

WTF is wrong with you!? Nickelback rocks!

97currie 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:53

dick. nickelback's awesome.

warkmahlberg 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:11

how is that a fml? really..

niswisk 3

Monday 20 June 2011 16:57

my bf got me a nickelback cd for my birthday and i loved it. be happy with what u get!!!

fmlluver1415 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:26

WTF is the big deal u don't lie it that much then throw it out

whitetrashed 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:02

big deal. just a cd. i will say that you they could have gotten a better cd though (sorry, my opinions are what they are)

TheOtherMakona 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:39

AND HOW EXACTLY IS THAT AN FML???? I really don't understand all the people that don't like Nickelback...

rachilio 26

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:02

so?

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Same thing different taste

Turn it off, make it stop!

Anthony Fantano over here

How can I make this about me?

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