By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I would like to see this $15 balloon.

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

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at least nothing bad happened to the ice cream

alot of people turn 21 on this site

hollister7304 0

lets look at the bright side 1) the balloon would have popped soon anyway 2) he could have been allergic 2 the cake, and not add all those extra calories 2) the shoes might have not fit him? yea i dont think thats the bright side

At least he still has the ice cream to put on his head when he has a killer hangover the next morning

Kitty34_fml 0

Why would you let a drunk person hold a brithday cake? YDI for buying a $15 balloon.

ffpoisongirl 0

At least you still have the ice cream. And really, he turned 21, everybody gets smashed on their 21st.

I bought my bf a $15 balloon. It was just really big and played music. It last for like a year.