By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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Jaywin 3

I would like to see this $15 balloon.

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Sage1314 4

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

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FacePALM24 0

At least he still has the ice cream.

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24788 6

lol, A drunk guy can't be held responsible.

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grneyedbandit94 0

Why would you spend $15 dollars on a balloon when it's just gonna be popped or pop later anyway? Or like deflate from lack of helium? $15 is too much for a balloon. I recommend sticking with the $0.99 ones

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wut_fml 0

Never give drunk people nice things. Should have waited until after the big drunken party.

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ilovefmlife 0

I hate him already.

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cdonnae 0

at least the icecream's intact :)

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blahdsflksfd 0

#14 what does the 21st bday have anything to do with drinking? I hate how society has programmed you people, "you have to drink on your 21st bday". Its my 21st bday next week and im not drinking. Drinking has nothing to do with partying, stop watching hollywood movies that program your way of thinking

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elloelle 0

on the plus side. theres always the ice cream. he...hehe.

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petey293 0

Wow that sucks but if there even is one who would get a 15 dollar balloon!?

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