Kids: Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher....

By slavelaborsux - 29/08/2011 23:59 - United States

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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By teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:37

I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:40

Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?

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effarve 2

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:36

**** that little shit head! Go to your boss you rep and the students parent before that shit even gets a chance to start.

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:53

"Today, after paying for all the schooling and spending many years in college training, I discovered I wasn't cut out to be a teacher because I was outsmarted by one of my new students. I teach first grade..FML..

Mgsquared 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:11

Tell the parents what the child said and ask them to consider where he/she could have learned that. Also report it straight away to your Principal. He/she needs to be aware of the situation and be on your side should the parents complain. You need to speak up and let people know NOW otherwise the kid wins! Also let the kid know he/she can't do that and that you will report them. Our society goes to hell the minute we let kids boss teachers around!!- from a Kindergarten teacher

annihil8or 15

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:17

Fail the k

Geegee425 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:31

Kids these days...

0opsie 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:32

If you explain the situation to his parents and the principal, you should be okay. His parents probably explained what's inappropriate and to tell them everything, but this little brat is using it to his advantage. I know this is a bad double standard, but many people find it hard to accept a woman could be a child molester. If you were a man, the parents might think you're using this as an excuse to touch him later, then you'd have a reason to worry. You shouldn't get in trouble is you speak up now.

harviss12 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:33

whipped

elisabeth1_fml 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:34

Why the hell didn't you march that kid into the principals office. Offense is the best defense. You should know better.

patrickalamo 47

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:39

Be carefull,.. Apple tree...these parents are most likely craze. Every year I meet my kids teachers and let them know if my kids get out of line I'm willing to come down paddle them. FYI this is ok in TX.

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:50

Diagnose the kid with ADHD and tell his parents to get him on meds. Pump the little shit with triple the dose to keep him stoned out of his little sociopathic mind and help yourself to some of his drugs for fun.