Kids: Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher....

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By slavelaborsux - 29/08/2011 23:59 - United States

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:37

I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:40

Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?

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tblasalle 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:55

Put an end to that shit now!!! Talk to the parent with the child there. Def not ok!! If you let them push you around they will, they smell fear and uncertainty!!!

sematariux 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:10

That kid probably walks around with his Walkma...excuse me, iPod All day blaring "every day I'm hustlin'"

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:11

YOU'RE ******.

TraceCase_ 19

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:32

Sounds like she may have an Eric Cartman in her class. Proceed with extreme caution! Best of luck, OP! Or maybe the kid's parents stupidly let him watch South Park. He got the idea from somewhere.

IsBitchBetter 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:39

Oh hell no! Call his bluff and call his parents and let them know about it. YOU are in charge of that classroom, not some bullying bratty child. Lay down the law with this kid or it's going to be a very long school year. Grow a pair and stand your ground!