"When grandfather dies, life will be strange. When grandfather dies, my whole world will change. When grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell, 'Cause I'll be f***in rich as hell."

Give her a huge break. Her brother just died. People say and do strange and hurtful things when they are in shock and grieving. Unless this has been her personality prior to this, do your best to disregard it. If this is how she's always been, surely her comments were no surprise.

She should have said to you, "Stay. . . sit . . . who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?" thrown a stick and yelled, "Fetch!"

Old people are hilarious. They can say whatever they want and they don't care.

Maybe she meant you're already beautiful enough?

Ah well. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can even pick your friend's nose, but you can't pick your relatives. Don't worry about it.

These FML's about appearance are always a little strange. It's hard to know what to make of that story when we don't know what the OP looks like.

"And I take it you're planning to remain a wretched bitch, then?"

Hahah :) She just needed to tell your cousin that so she wouldn't forget... ?? She knows you'll remember or she doesn't fear you'll get ugly..? idk

The old person's last ditch advice. Her great aunt orders others to stay kind, because she can't do that to herself. To stay kind, she would have to BECOME kind, first. Don't take it seriously, she's merely jealous, sensing that her time is coming. Beauty is an adjustable thing, whilst youth is not.