Parents and Miscellaneous: Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to...

By Panda_Bearr - 03/09/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:29 - Canada

Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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Communication breakdown

By Austin - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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Nice to know

By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By hobo - 17/05/2015 17:47 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 2 205

By fird - 25/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML

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mjninety 9

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:57

I bet you are glad to be leaving.

rein 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 12:05

leave behind all your shit & let him burn down his house.

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SA23 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:57

Hi May That's a nice name very unique :)

Leota_fml 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:36

What a dick! Thats so rude!

nottobeknown4 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 1:47

Well he's friendly.

paige99100 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:32

Something my dad would say

Baby_Doll24 2

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:41

Wow, sounds a lot like something that would come out of my dads mouth.

da1ndonliiegr 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:48

ouch.. that sucks!

William523 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 4:42

At least he didn't leave his guitar behind...that would be even worse!

ih82bl8 2

Sunday 4 September 2011 8:07

That's when u say- yes, and I got Urs too, btw, Ur house is on fire, and walk away

ECL_333 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 8:31

WOW. sounds like my dad....

cece91798 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:34

Ur dad kinda, sorta, SUX. Sorry...

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Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

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Today, over half of my coworkers have called out for various reasons and my manager is on her third week of vacation. My coworkers keep calling out. I'm the only closer. I just want a day off. FML

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Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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Same thing different taste

Communication breakdown

Nice to know

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