By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 034
You deserved it 46 805

Same thing different taste

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DoomJeff91 2

Why'd you have a demolition crew in your bedroom?..... Oh.

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Oh jeez, are you a police officer? And do you happen to know a Cora Reynolds, by any chance? I'm sure she would like those anatomically correct dolls back in her office.

Ewww. That is so freaky. Is it that hard for you to find a real person?

brittrox 0

this is soooo sad, seriously too sad for FML! your life SUCKKKSSSS!!

Your fault for leaving it where it could be found... And for being THAT desperate.

You use condoms when you **** a blow up doll? And you have more than one? So you have like... blow up doll orgies, with condoms? You should give lectures on ULTRA-safe sex practices. You could even bring your "girls" with you and demonstrate to the class.

You're an idiot. It's "5-yeaR old" and "85-yeaR" old, there's no need to put S's on the end of everything. And try proofreading your comments before you post them and make yourself look like an illiterate fool.

Wow, you must be such an amazing person, you understand basic grammar and someone else happened to mess up. You're my idol. I want to be just like you when you grow up. Oh, wait, except for the part where you're full of yourself and acting like a jerk just to make yourself feel like you're better than someone else. Get over yourself. Did you understand what he meant when he said "5 years old?" Then the language served its purpose. This isn't an essay. He wrote to relate a story to you, and unless YOU are a complete idiot, the 2 extra s's will probably not hinder that.

It doesn't ******* matter if it's for an essay or not. He is trying to convey a thought by means of text, so he should do his ******* best to make it easy to read. Everyone knows what he is saying, but adding that "s" ***** up the flow.

olisykes_ 0

#72, couldn't have said it better myself. There are so many people on here who must have shitty lives and try and make themselves feel big by bitching about people's grammar. And #74, he "****** up the flow" of is FML. Big ******* deal. Go have a cry.

I love that the kid and grandma just wanted to have some nice decorations XD