Animals: Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past...

By ShockBait - 22/08/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML

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By dogless - 15/10/2019 06:00

Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By lpara89 - 20/06/2017 00:00

Today, my 7-month pitbull chewed up a framed picture of my parents and another framed picture of my other pitbull. Maybe he's mad I don't have any pictures of him framed yet? FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By Drafty - 07/11/2012 21:30 - United States - Sylmar

Today, a stray dog came up to my living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode and tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, and pay to get stitches for my idiot dog. FML

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kindofgocrazy 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:21

Not all pitbulls are mean, maybe you'll get lucky and this one won't be.

loveabull66 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:29

this is bullshit. pits are amazing dogs, maybe its the owner whos the dumbass and raising them to be aggressive. its basically like raising a kid, teach them to rape and murder and 9 times out of 10 they'll grow up with the mindset that its ok. its people who dont understand this that give pits a bad rep, and another reason that theyre nearly outlawed.

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PrincessClairey 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:59

pitbulls aren't mean unless you train them wrong... I have 5! manslaughter, bonecrusher, faceeater, tbone, and Stryker and they're all way nicer than any dog I've ever met.

senseofreason 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:38

tell your stepdad to leave the dog alone. duhhhhh

Kbeezyyy 1

Sunday 21 November 2010 4:56

I have 2, they're awesome! not the breed at all, could happen with any dog if raised the wrong way

gorina 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 13:23

You pussy, I love pitbulls. Quit listening to the media and assuming EVERY pitbull is mean.

jakcbpro51 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:11

nothing a 223. can't take care of for ya

mcrxlover5 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:12

not all pit bulls are bad

TheTerenity 9

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:31

Karma...

hurtandabused 7

Friday 23 September 2011 21:36

Have him put on the bad owner list where if he's found owning a dog it's instantly taken away

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 8 November 2011 7:32

I'm an animal rights activist, but pitbulls are illegal in many states. I don't know about yours, but if it's illegal to own one there, I'd report it. I just hope they don't put it down, but that's probably the only thing they can do if the dog turns violent like the last one.