Miscellaneous: Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to...

By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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By badluckantonio - 25/08/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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Dumpstered

By KO: - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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By Snowman - 24/01/2016 22:21 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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Toot toot!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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You deserved it 308

rawr_iliketacos 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:20

i hate it when people don't use past tense.

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:21

LMFAO this fml is full of fail. from the moment you started typing to the part where you busted your damn nose :D

Comments

Imag1naryGirl 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:50

u must be really tall

yatoast 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:56

please report this using proper English thanks!

pyroplatypus 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:24

Please report yatoast for failing to use proper English. I hate hypocrites...

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:23

No pendatic, he capitalized English. It's ok :)

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:36

Let's blame him for Global Warming :)

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:59

*Gives the look*

nates0210 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:02

first!

gnetgirl26 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:06

It is supposed to be FELL

ericshun313 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:20

screw off she broke her nose she dsnt care about spelling

YDI_King 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:15

YDI for the bad english

rejectreality101 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:32

Why is everyone picking on the OP for their use of the English language? Not only is it on the screen, it has been pointed out multiple times that the OP is Norwegian and that English probably isn't their first language.