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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By badluckantonio - 25/08/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

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By KO: - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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By Snowman - 24/01/2016 22:21 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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rawr_iliketacos 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:20

i hate it when people don't use past tense.

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:21

LMFAO this fml is full of fail. from the moment you started typing to the part where you busted your damn nose :D

Comments

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:46

that "walking to the dumpster and slipping and falling and it didn't really hurt so you kept going" part isn't necessary in this FML. Thanks for wasting a half second of my life, bitch! =O

Janah_the_ENP 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:49

I hate when people tell stories in present tense; it sounds retarded. Also, YDI for having your face somewhere that could easily be hit by the lid of the trash can.

katplayer 4

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:55

Forget you people bickering about which tense to use, teach the OP about tense agreement first.

bigpapi210 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:55

fyi

donjo 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:01

Fake

FarSide 22

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:24

YDI for not being GREEN enough.

ClumsyJason 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:43

Dude, you can't speak. Are you 10? Firstly, don't speak in present tense. This is after it happened so it would not be in present tense. Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML | | / Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slipped and fell. It didn't really hurt, so I got up and continued walking to the dumpster. The the top was frozen stuck and it won't budge. I then decided to pull really hard in which the lid swung open and busted my nose. FML