By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 956
You deserved it 4 906

Same thing different taste

Top comments

By the power vested in her, he may "bang her friend"!

SweetlyPsycho 4

Leave it to your friends to make your wedding day something completely awkward! And then...your husband looks your father in the eye and says 'I DO!', like a boss!

Comments

toalysium 15

How is this an FML? Your friend was awesome, and it's YOUR wedding, so **** what your dad thinks.

I'd honestly be full on mad if someone did that to me on my wedding day..

60, I want you at my wedding. Can I book you for October 31st 2020?

ArielTheMermaid 17

I bet when you give him grand kids, he would be happy about the "banging" part. You also didn't got delivered by a bird. It will always be awkward for fathers to see their little girl grow up and do grown up stuff. He'll get over it. Congrats to you!

She isn't a very good friend at all, then.

Ha! Ha awesome.. The only thing missing was a trampoline!

Your life sucks because after you got married you decided to come to fmlife and write a FML.

eon07 0