Transportation: Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By Mr. King - 16/03/2016 08:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML

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Thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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Smells like…

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML

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By RainyDay - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

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Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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You deserved it 4 408

Butter fingers

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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goliatron 9

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:59

You definitely deserve it, you poopyface.

3dollarbill 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:58

Swing and a miss. And then a hit.

Comments

EatUrGreens 20

Wednesday 11 February 2015 9:42

It's assholes like you that make my life a living nightmare when it rains.. hope you totaled your car in the process, that'd teach you a lesson !!

miss_amphetamine 24

Saturday 21 February 2015 2:48

Dude, why would you try to splash her? You could have ruined her day. YDI.

sophiasalsa 18

Saturday 21 March 2015 4:48

Wow you're a jerk. One of the biggest YDIs.

KornyKid 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 9:56

did you expect sympathy?

_Could_Be_Worse 11

Wednesday 27 May 2015 2:36

I have lost all faith in humanity.

MrNiceGuy569 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 16:33

WHO THE **** PUT I AGREE HE'S A DICK

ashhhllleeeyyy 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 17:40

not sure how many times i clicked ydi over and over

awesumous 16

Wednesday 24 June 2015 16:33

Ur a douchebag. Would U want to be splashed?!?!?!

Zaayuro 9

Thursday 25 June 2015 18:18

why would you think that would be funny? you ****** your own life YDI

gqlmno 23

Friday 18 September 2015 2:34

Well that's what you get for trying to be a ******* ASSHOLE!!

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