Intimacy: Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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stephfml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:56

Wear a turtleneck

TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:57

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

Comments

zandar 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:03

It will be a great opportunity to point out, not all rough behavior is unwelcome. Which is actually a good thing to mention.

jwesburn 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 18:13

Use your body as a visual aid!

holynemesis1208 3

Wednesday 11 March 2009 18:49

at least you have a creative visual.

wasabipeas 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:47

"My boyfriend and I"? :D

appleeve 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:25

Tell them that you put it on as make up to show them what it looks like.

meetmissmayhem 4

Monday 25 June 2012 9:44

* makeup

beardsnbicycles7 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:18

Bad ass. I was always told supportive visuals are a plus in public speaking!

threecardmonty 2

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:54

Yes! Try to act timid and shaky.

SilverBallet 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:35

Yay for turtlenecks! If no turtlenecks, use the bruises and such as a great way to bring in, "The difference between consensual and non-consensual is..."

ChrissyC 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:44

KINKY HOT. #62, get a damn life

Nickodemus 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 5:29

WHY is this on FML??? This is comedy gold!!! I love irony! You should totally work this into some sort of dramatic sketch or "don't do what I do" piece.