Intimacy: Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to my mom that the bruises I have all over my body are not due to abuse, but because I'm into really rough sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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stephfml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:56

Wear a turtleneck

TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:57

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

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superson_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:36

Just wear a turtleneck!

podrummer9209 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:30

=D rough sex is awesome. Especially scratches >_> Also, please take the religious crap elsewhere... I personally don't have a problem with it, but it does nothing but start fights..

GoochSweat 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:40

is she died?

shapular 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:49

That just adds ethos =)

GloomySkyz 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:34

I laughed at #58s comment

ironyofmylife 0

Friday 20 March 2009 21:42

Just wear a scarf :)

lameoh 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:54

Just tell them he does it because he loves you.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:26

In a turtleneck, I presume?

Anonymous_F_Up 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:58

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:07

Someone mentioned hickeys; I don't think they're a form of roughness. It feels good to give and to get them, especially when you blow cold air on 'em afterward. It's just a matter of making sure you have ways to cover them up so you and she can look professional at work.