By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 15:47 - United States - Rochester

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Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
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Crenny 16

Volcanoes aren't places you wanna be thrown into.

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cnygard95 12

Anything to do with Cards Against Humanity? I know there is a card that references that.

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LiveLifeAllDay 11

She really need to get her priorities straight, right?

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devildog562 33

Your daughter needs some serious talking to. I hope you dat down and explained a lot more then volcanic sacrifices.

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Miscellanonymous 8

do you all live near any volcanos?

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FluffyPandas156 13

looks like your daughter doesn't want to be sacrificed

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amanda182 19

She probably saw the movie The house Bunny. They have a virgin party and she has to go down a volcano slide thing.

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Parvati48 15

Maybe but that sounds and looks like it would be fun. Love that movie lol.

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