By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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dpope06 0

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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blhusmc 6

That's what you call and idiot.

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Earth_Bound 0

Hahaha.....wow. Ask him if he's one? But if he doesn't know what that means, make sure you tell him before he starts going around the school telling everyone your not a virgin.

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skyeyez9 24

My mom discretely placed a 1920s sex ed manual on my desk when I was 15 instead of "the talk." I read it and it is hilarious! I still have it. Some of the info is just ridiculous and some of the stuff I remember from the book: Masturbation will cause insanity, when on your period, it is wise to avoid square dancing, horse back riding and swimming. The only way a person can get an std is from "a filthy, nasty woman" boys are perverted creatures and when given half a chance, will try to orally copulate with you.

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JhunnySuperman 0

What else is there to say? How about yes to marrying me!!!!

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Haldami 2

Tell him you were having sex since before he was born.

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dized 0

Lol that's funny.... So I'm guessing he don't kno where babies come from neither lol

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physicist48 0

He's 18. I think that's probably your fault for not talking about that.

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fiblydinkerton 0

I used to ask silly questions like that... Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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