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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 17:01

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Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By clapping_for_you - 14/12/2018 12:30

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Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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ZDK5498 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:36

really? didn't he learn anything in sex Ed or health class or just from the Internet... unless he has brain problems there is no excuse... YOUR SON IS AN AIRHEAD...

larnee 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:45

tell him he is the Immaculate Conception

sevenvaults 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:48

Ask him if he's a virgin!

rexreta 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:51

Mom? Yes, sweetie? Where do babies come from? XD

ih82bl8 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:53

Maybe that's his way of asking if he's adopted

Ash0 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:58

I think it's time to release the birds and the bees out of their cage.

horsegirl331 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:00

Well r u?

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:01

Maybe he was just trying to insult you. Not being seriously literal.... Perhaps

poddytat 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:01

How about "I KNEW they switched my baby at the hospital"

ckstrip 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:05

Just tell him he is a dumb ass and should know better cuz he is standing there

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