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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

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Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

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Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 17:01

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Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By clapping_for_you - 14/12/2018 12:30

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Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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tmahan09 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:32

fail.. id slap my kid if they told me tht or just walk away.

rexxy75 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:45

Sounds like he needs educating, and this does fall into your job as his mother.

trippythehippy 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:52

Mmm turkey baster lol

AiNoKeaCuz 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:01

See what drugs do to you. Smh

hpetey64 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:33

Well just say to him "How else could I have had you?"

Rasetsu 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:52

"Yes. You're adopted."

mbrooks5110 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:58

Sounds like someone avoided a sex talk.

bgraber04 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:42

u raised a moron. good for u lol

CynLove 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:45

Oh please my 7 year old cousin knows what sex is there's no possible way your 18 year old son doesn't know Every where you tun our society is putting it bluntly in our face

TULEINYANA 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:01

Your son is a dip shit

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