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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 17:01

Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By clapping_for_you - 14/12/2018 12:30

Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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Sab0026 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:21

Lol totally say yes!

BrittBritt1355 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:22

Ewwwww wtf

Epic_Times 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:51

Say yes OP, then tell him you found him under a mushroom.

Lintu_26 23

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:12

"We found you under the mushroom" will be the new "the stork bought you here" :P haha!

psetterl 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:20

tell him yes he is adopted and your thinking of returning him.

JaysFanStu 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:52

No child left behind, eh?

millionz4184 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:58

It's ur fault that he asked the question in the first place. He's 18. U were lazy in not telling him about sex. U deserved it!!

Mr_S3xypants 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 20:15

That may be the best FML ever.

neander 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 20:16

Tell him yes, and he should get his shit together because in 15 years or so they are going to nail his ass to a cross.

ArielleLeigh 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 20:22

ithink your supposed tew tell him no :)

Namenlos_fml 20

Wednesday 28 December 2011 20:22

Try this one on for size: YOU'RE A MORON

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