Intimacy: Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still...

By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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My kid, the playa

By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 17:01

Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML

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Sex ed 101

By clapping_for_you - 14/12/2018 12:30

Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

Comments

AnonTheGreat 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:22

Having sex is not the only way to have a baby. Ever heard of artificial insemination?

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:17

but A GUY wrote it.....

AnonTheGreat 7

Monday 30 January 2012 4:11

Shut your face, **** brain.

86ed 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:03

"Yes. And you are the second coming of Jeezass"

MrsSmith43231 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:04

Wow..... not sure what to say on this one. Either hes the best actor on the planet or......

delilah09 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:54

Just how did he manage to stay alive this long?!

baseballgirl2100 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:56

retard.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:01

if he's your son, then no you're not a virgin. wth?

CrankDatAsss 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:40

lmao wtf?

kelkelbuglv1972 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:56

Tell him yes your real name is Mary!

laundryninja 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:58

yes thats why your adopted :O

MaryJane495 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 7:21

Well, that should tell you that he is. And will be for a long time...

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