By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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dpope06 0

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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frizbycatch 7

Have u given him the talk or is he just a bit slow??? Either way..., u need to do something bout that one :)

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PEEJAY 2

How can you be a virgin if you have a son?

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loserman67 35

Tell him you are a "technical" virgin, then explain that to him, then watch him as he reels in horror and crumbles to the floor like a vampire in the sunlight

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zebrapattern 6

why? are you unsure, too?

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jmm23 0

Maybe he means when you were younger

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OfficeNinja 5

Give him Internet access, teach him about "Google", then tell him he is unclear on the concept. Let him figure it out.

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Okayitwasme 0

He is old enough, that you should ask him the questions. How he thinks he was born. Make him ration it out. Somewhere down the line he got confused. Good luck OP

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screamo_neve 12

OP's gender at the top says male... I don't know what to say to that.

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