By erphy21 - 26/09/2015 20:44 - United States - Lompoc

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Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 067
You deserved it 6 293

Same thing different taste

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You failed as a parent. Yes, your son is a moron, but you created that moron.

balba31 13

Its not about sex ed, every guy who jerked of before will know how heigh a penis can ejacuate.

This is so true. Nobody ever told me that gravity wouldn't stop a pregnancy, but I'm still aware because of how high it goes. Still didn't prevent me from getting her pregnant three times but that's a different story ;)

Now he's going to be afraid he'll get arrested.

Did he think doggie, would make for twins and triplets. Lol

He should stop having sex immediately so that he doesn't reproduce!

Um, it's a bit late for that now since he HAS reproduced and thus this FML was born.

Well...... Atleast now you're a grandmother.

The first guy to ever follow Malicious Advice Mallard's advice.