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By erphy21 - 26/09/2015 20:44 - United States - Lompoc

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Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
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zharks1010 18

Your son is a dumbass

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kevinhlee93 7

You failed as a parent. Yes, your son is a moron, but you created that moron.

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balba31 13

Its not about sex ed, every guy who jerked of before will know how heigh a penis can ejacuate.

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SS 31

This is so true. Nobody ever told me that gravity wouldn't stop a pregnancy, but I'm still aware because of how high it goes. Still didn't prevent me from getting her pregnant three times but that's a different story ;)

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Lalala579121 27

Now he's going to be afraid he'll get arrested.

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trucker2 33

Did he think doggie, would make for twins and triplets. Lol

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faithful_girl 2

He should stop having sex immediately so that he doesn't reproduce!

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False_Stupidity 41

Um, it's a bit late for that now since he HAS reproduced and thus this FML was born.

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LastResort318 14

Well...... Atleast now you're a grandmother.

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thatfmlguy25 21

The first guy to ever follow Malicious Advice Mallard's advice.

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