By erphy21 - 26/09/2015 20:44 - United States - Lompoc

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Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
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zharks1010 18

Your son is a dumbass

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JHPugh 19

Why wasn't your son educated on the matter? He's 18 for gods sake

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smackaroonial 20

Congratulations grandpa (grandma?)!! Hopefully your grandchild doesn't have the same thought process as your son someday.

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captainsmegma 12

Sounds like his girlfriend isn't the sharpest tool in the drawer either.

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MandieL 27

She may have known and was using his lack of knowledge to try to trap him.

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juicy_extasy 25

Kinda sad people like this get to breed freely. Oh wait... They DO suffer consequences. I see this as 'winning' some lessons from this thing called life.

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MaltWarrior 32

Am I the only one wondering how both of them could be so stupid? I mean, his girlfriend shares half of the fault as well, as it takes two to tango. It's amazing how both of them just missed that little lesson. I feel sorry for you OP for having to deal with such an idiot as a son.

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coatl45 11

And the girls parents aren't blameless either. I was told by my cousin that he overheard his mom tell his sister to always have a condom in case the guy didn't, and to always make sure he wore one no matter what he said. The people on my mom's side of the family were actually very good parents considering their dad's rep in their hometown. Never met the man, but what I heard is not good.

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wolf12king 12

Why can't people understand the idea of pulling out?

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SecundusSecunda 27

Pulling out is as effective as letting gravity prevent someone from getting pregnant. Given that sperm may be found in "precum", and neither partner can feel it coming out. Condoms would be a safer bet, along with birth control. But the safest bet would be abstinence if we're talking about statistics.

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MandieL 27

Didn't you go to Sunday school? Abstinence isn't 100% effective either. :/

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UndeadCity9 19

YDI he should have found that out when you gave him the "talk".

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Old_Liver 5

We hardly even learnt sex ed in school and even I know that's complete crap. This should be common sense...

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Thorzix 23

Oh but it is, common sense is not so common is all.

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MonstreBelle 29

Go to the drug store and make your son buy their entire stock of condoms and Plan B. If he complains about the cost, tell him it will seem like pennies compared to the cost of child support. And tell him his dick will fall off if he doesn't go get tested for STDs right away

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pleasedie 22

It's a little late for that now.

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MonstreBelle 29

It's not like he's never going to have sex again just because his girlfriend got pregnant. One child born out of stupidity is one too many

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