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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Top comments

Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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tifferneelee 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:48

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen

cadee16 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:23

haha that's a good one(:

DizzyyDee 5

Monday 3 September 2012 0:48

win

ohboyscott 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 11:24

#31, why don't you have a seat right over there

ohgeeze 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 22:35

i bet that who ever posted this expected to have all the comments be like "SHE is so immature" but instead everyone is saying that she is right, he IS IMMATURE! haha but ya that's really gross

Mamu1977 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:59

Date older women. I'll bet that she called you immature for one reason: You didn't try to drag her lazy ass in front of a judge or priest. If you'd married her within weeks of meeting her, she wouldn't have dumped you. I was in the opposite situation, dating a 23 year old when I was 18. Turned out that she wanted to get married so that she wouldn't have to work. I doubt that your situation isn't too different.

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 6:16

#25 lmfao

ice_queen 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 0:14

just because you're ELEVEN years older than her doesn't mean you're any more mature. in fact, it's probably the opposite - i'd say you're dating her BECAUSE you feel like you can be immature around her because she's so much younger. well, newsflash: a 30 year old guy dating a 19 year old is creepy and disgusting, so you need to get over yourself, grow up, and maybe find a girlfriend your own age...if you can.

likereally09 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:01

YOU DESERVED THAT!!! what a creep!

Katbot 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:45

Age doesn't matter, I think so anyway.

shaniecerb 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:58

it does

martha_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 19:15

there is something seriously wrong with you if you're 30 dating a 19 year old you are immature and you are creepy grow up

catface 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 14:47

19 year old girls who date 30 year old men are immature. 30 year old men who date 19 year old girls are immature. No win.

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