By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
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thatonegirlnic 10

He's a reverse sour patch kid. Sweet. Sour. Gone.

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chrisstanford 10

Did you punish him?! Had I done that when I was little I would get timeout and a whopping

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Little ones like slapstick.

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kinky44 28

The kiss was for love, the slap was so you dont get too used to it.

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brandoneyez1 25

That's funny. Don't tell him it's funny, but it's ok to laugh to yourself.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

vegetables for a week

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sickerthanyou 13

He is practicing how to slap a ho when he is old enough to be a pimp , at least he didn't have the classic ring on his pinky.

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perdix 29

Was he wearing a sleeveless mommy-beater t-shirt? This is why you make little kids listen to Barney the Dinosaur and not Chris Brown.

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