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By Kutakito - 15/04/2013 20:18 - Sweden - Saltsj?baden

Today, my 25 year old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML

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By Anon - 27/07/2009 07:32 - Singapore

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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Dude, gross!

By utensils123 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:24

If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?

Cheeley 17

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:27

Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.

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sikunt89_fml 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 6:44

As a WoW player.. I can say you got off easy, he was probably in the middle of a raid.. jeez. I'd have burnt all your clothes.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 16 April 2013 12:02

And that's why you'll never get laid...

sikunt89_fml 16

Wednesday 17 April 2013 8:24

And making assumptions is why you will never have friends. I have a boyfriend, I get laid regularly.

sukeforth 9

Tuesday 16 April 2013 6:58

Some people just get really serious about that game. Youtube WoW freakouts and theres some really funny ones lol

icemand90 17

Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:10

that's a euphemism right?

MeganLovesPandas 5

Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:18

What kind of punishment is that? "Lol well time to go burn my sisters underwear. This will teach her." Someone needs a time out.

Megan639 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:23

All sarcasm aside, that was shitty of him.

yzzami 17

Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:41

I cant help but feel theres something the poster is omitting.

bryan788 29

Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:42

A bit extreme for the situation. If he is that obsessed with WOW then I am sure this the first time hes has touched a girls panties

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:49

A grown-ass man shouldn't be behaving like that. I once had a roommate who didn't shower and literally *never* left the room because he was busy playing WoW. I eventually had him kicked the **** out. Different strokes for different folks, but as a gamer myself, you can't let the game(s) control your life.

DAN_THA_GR8 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:51

Lesson learned

lilacgold 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 8:25

Was he at least in the middle of something big? It's even more of a dick move if he was just hanging around in one of the peaceful places rather than in the middle of fighting a big ass raid boss...

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Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

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Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML

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Today, I took a well-aimed TV remote to the testicles. My wife’s pregnancy cravings are really bad and I forgot to restock the cupboard with apricot jam and packets of sage and onion stuffing. FML

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Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

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Today, my bank refused to replace the debit card that I lost because, to prove I was the owner, I had to tell them about my last purchase and I couldn't remember it. I showed them my ID, and that could have worked, had they not misspelt my name on the account. FML

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