Miscellaneous: Today, my 25 year old brother dumped all my underwear into the... - FML

By Kutakito - 15/04/2013 20:18 - Sweden - Saltsj?baden

Today, my 25 year old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML

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By Anon - 27/07/2009 07:32 - Singapore

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:24

If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?

Cheeley 17

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:27

Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.

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nayib 10

Wednesday 17 April 2013 10:05

One does not simply interrupt a WoW player.

SAgirl 13

Wednesday 17 April 2013 13:25

You made a typo, you accidentally put a 2 in front of the 5.

ueio 2

Wednesday 17 April 2013 13:47

Get back at him by deleting his WoW account lol

Zamie_k 7

Wednesday 17 April 2013 14:26

you should never interrupt playing wow

Tiger9099 11

Wednesday 17 April 2013 14:48

If it has a disk BURN it

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 20:29

time to go shopping

ifuaskme2 2

Thursday 18 April 2013 4:26

But did he burn it? :)

alchemist27 13

Thursday 18 April 2013 17:39

WoW who would be that cruel

weirder_than_you 11

Thursday 18 April 2013 21:38

World of Warcraft is EPIC!!! I play and I'm a girl for Gods sake!

JACKxRAWR 22

Friday 19 April 2013 0:27

Why do people actually do this kind of stupid shit? I love games as much as the next person and stopping in the middle of a play session can suck but you've got to be a special kind of asshole to even think about doing something like that.

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