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By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

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By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 19:09 - United States - Omaha

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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NGM_47 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:09

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

unfortunate_13 5

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:27

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.

Comments

BrezerkerXx 0

Monday 17 August 2009 4:12

wow mean as hell for real i feel for your bf just tell him that you cant breathe i mean damn im 305 lbs but that dont mean my gf posts shit makin fun of my weight on the internet...

tmptmptmp 0

Monday 17 August 2009 7:29

Try a salad, fatty. God, your ass must look like ten pounds of bird shit.

Gooster 0

Monday 17 August 2009 4:54

Rule of thumb: If he's a big guy, but can't do a push-up, it's probably not safe.

Hitsuki_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 5:49

Ouch god. I feel bad for him. Next give him warnings that you need to breath. But don't put this kind of stuff on the internet...This will hurt his feelings a lot or already has.

123sploosh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 7:45

WIN

xtatik 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:24

QUESTION: did he keep making out with you when you were passed out?? FYL

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 17 August 2009 19:25

PSA Time: This can happen even without the weight issue. I'm 110 lbs., and my husband is about 150. When we were dating, before we started having sex, there were a few times the makin' out got so intense that I came close to passing out. If you're super-passionate, regardless of size, you have to learn to come up for air. Please ease your boyfriend's mind with this info.