By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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_FYL_ 0

LMFAO! That's really bad that the kid knows that language, I agree with #1, but still so funny!! xD

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BethyBoo 0

That happened a work. I work in a nursery and a 3 year old boy yelled "Bitch!" it was his first word and i burst out laughing.

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chachacha_fml 0

this is my favorite too.

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ayshren 0

I would have laughed to begin with and then knocked his teeth down his throat.

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biedrzycki_love 0

Lmao [xsideways8] That's so funny! I |love| your nephew. And I agree w/#28. Blue martians?! psshh.

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xForeverFallingx 0

i wonder where he heard that one!! i hope his folks didn't beat him, because that's wrong!

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stargirl14 0

well apparently he didnt want to make blue martians lol

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jon_cohen 0

seriously that made my day give him props for being a pimp

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