By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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xashleenicolex 0

Thank you. Thats been bugging me forever. lol

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Jitterman 0

I have to say... if my son said this, I would have burst out laughing! Not exactly the best example to the kid lol...

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LIL209JJ 0

if i were you i'd shove the play dough martians up his ass, then find a way to make him walk in on his parents having sex

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tubaking182 0

all i can say is WIN, that kid is the shiz, although when my kid pulls that with me he'll get his ass beat

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LePhTFoDeAd 0

lol first you were like :) then you were like o.o

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wow_its_me_ 0

i kinda like your nephew. ='D.

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