it says in the post that he is five

Sometimes in an emergency a woman has no other option than to have a c-section like say if the baby is in disstress. Maybe this was the case for her. Until you have pushed a baby out yourself don't rag on her about something she had done that may have been the only way possible for her to save her baby during labor. But I agree with others. How is this a fml? More of a "fail". And it's more of a cute funny story you'll look back on and tell your child what he had said more than it is a f**k my life. Try posting on another site.

Sorry to burst your bubble like so much bubbly... bubblegum, perdix, but caesarian is actually derived from the Latin word caedere meaning 'to cut'. Thank you, QI...

flying_vegan, not so fast! The derivation of the word Caesarean is not a settled matter. Your version is one explanation, but another is that there is a legend that Julius Caesar was delivered that way. I'm sure we can agree that it has nothing to do with the salad, though. ;) @jcard... I'm at the right site, it is you who is out of line. This is a humor site and not ******* WebMD! You come here for sarcasm and tongue-in-cheek humor, not medical advice! Jeeez.

Sorry perdy, having a tad grumbly day. Sorry to be so snippity snappity. And maybe it is to do with salad, almost all Romans of the pre-Julian era were vegetarians, eating meat only became common practice after Caesar's reign began. Whilst some gladiators and soldiers would have eaten meat to keep up their strength, it was generally the case that the meat was so shitty and last such a short time that it wasn't worth getting food poisoning over. History roxxors.

Actually I meant the op should try another site as her post was hardly fml worthy. My only comment directed to you was about not bitching about women having c-sections especially if you have no idea if it was done in an emergency situation. That's just something I don't find humoruos when it comes to the safety and or survivial of an unborn child.

Abortions are funny

@ TheHeroOfTime - I really ******* hope you're kidding.

Yep, I know my mom sure was trying to fit me into her schedule when, after 36 hours of labor, I was about to die and they had to cut me out. How dare she be such an unfit mother, allowing me to be born by C-section!

My mom would have died if I hadn't been born via C-section, so shut up, please.

So the fact that I had been in hard labor for 28 hours and only 2 centimeters dilated, and my labor refused to progress after breaking my water and being put on not one but three pits, and the fact that we later found out that my son's head was stuck and there was no way I could have possibly delivered vaginally with the position his head was in and without a c-section we both would have died, all makes me a bad mom and not a real woman? **** you and I hope you die of syphilis.

My sister would have died because the cord got wrapped around her neck if she was born vaginally. Oh, but I guess my mother was not being a real woman for picking the option that would scar her for the rest of her life and require every child she had after that to be born via Cesarean section. You are an asshole!

My brother had the cord wrapped around his neck and was ten pounds if my mok delivered him like a "real" women they both would have died i take alot of offense to that. You must have no friends since ur such a b*st*rd

How low is your ******* IQ? Some women need it as an emergency. If you get children and have a C section, you will realise how stupid your statement was.

Yeah you've redeemed yourself.... Going from an anatomy lesson to a history listen... Who the hell cares about your salads or your grass eating ways!!! Just a suggestion, look in the mirror - see the canines on both sides of your upper jaw - THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON!

That's what I thought "Your son told me that he was born at sea today, you are a HORRIBLE parent."

Lucca?!?