By for the love of god - 14/05/2013 21:35 - United States

Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
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zingline89 18

I faked a pregnancy once too when I got jealous of my wife. For some reason she never believed me, something about me not having the "proper internal plumbing to get pregnant" or some mumbo jumbo

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GrinchFu1 27

That's incredibly sad... Perhaps someone should try spending a little more time with their mother!?! She may be feeling a little left out of things. Maybe she needs a puppy :-)

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tygerarmy 35

She should just be spoiling her grandchildren. Then they'll be giving her plenty of attention soon enough.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Well then I'm guessing when it's her time to "deliver" she's going to have a "miscarriage". Congrats on your lovely twins!

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flockz 19

i "hate" it when "unnecessary" quotation marks are used in "funny" comments.

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emilyjgraham 34

I'm assuming she'd suffer a "miscarriage" before she has to "deliver" seeing as at 9 months most people have bumps...

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Joshwarrior 39

congrats on the boys (: maybe they will become best friends with you mothers imaginary children

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uhmaizing 3

i would think of a more beloevable lie. the number of documented pregnancies over 55 is like less than 100

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Welshite 39

Are you sure about that? Are you absolutely certain? Next time, fact-check your statements. It will make you sound less of an idiot.

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EUPHORlA 12

Being pregnant at 55 and over isn't 100% scientifically impossible. There have been a couple of cases where women older than 55 became pregnant...

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AshaaFerreira 22

It's actually more then 100 woman. Unless of course your only talking about a specific region then maybe.

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Medd_fml 13

I never understood why people did stuff like this. Where does she plan on going with it? Actually getting pregnant?

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cmac86 23

55 years old with the maturity 1/11th her age.

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xALEXx_fml 15

That's silly.......congratulations though!

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jmcr 27

Congrats on the twins you have your hands full with the two of them wait until your youngest sibling comes over to play with their nephews

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