Miscellaneous: Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350,...

By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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SouthernSweetie 13

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:58

Oh no, the Grinch is back to his evil, anti-Christmas ways!!!

exzaclee 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:59

He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch...

Comments

lisa92_fml 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:08

Maybe it was the two burglars from Home Alone?

jaredofmo 22

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:35

I knew everyone would think of the Grinch...

shots1996 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:49

Sorry OP i hope that you have a fairly good christmas tomorrow even though this happened

eatsleepjb 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:58

What kind of thief steals a tree? They must have been a dumbass

BubbleGrunge84 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 1:10

Your a mean one, mister grinch.

eatsleepjb 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:42

Congratulations! You're the millionth person to post that same comment!

StalinsHeir 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 1:21

Well those ornaments aren't going to clean themselves up.

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:30

Bleh, that's horrible. Sorry for your misfortune, hope you didn't need the money for food or something. :(

little_monster21 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:37

who steals a Xmas tree? that's just sad. stealing Christmas spirit.

littlericht 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 4:02

Does Santa really live in the north pole? Lets look at the evidence...1. Wears red and white.2. Good at breaking into houses.3. Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace.4. Drives an unlicensed vehicle.... 5. Only does one days work a year.Lapland my arse... He's a ******* scouser! So people lock your door and get cameras and make sure Santa don't screw up your Christmas!