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By Pizza-less - 04/09/2011 04:16 - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By maza - 09/08/2019 22:00

Today, I made a nice meal for myself and sat down to eat. Suddenly, my dad burst into my room saying, “We have to go.” This isn’t the first time it’s happened, nor was it an emergency. My family just doesn’t tell me when we have plans. FML

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By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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herpitydurteedur 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:20

Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

ritzbits 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:18

pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

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TheBatmayne 0

Monday 5 September 2011 4:57

You deserved it. Don't snoop through other's private property.

mexkdspEd44 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:29

Then you shouldn't have read his phone!..... Idiot

vbmg152 18

Monday 5 September 2011 5:55

OMG! I would never do that! When my kids had friends over, I'd buy food for everyone or not at all! That is so rude of them! You should stay away from there! I'm sorry you got treated so badly!

Skorne 5

Monday 5 September 2011 5:57

Do you normally get curious when others go to the bathroom? It is natural.

Midnightpearls 13

Monday 5 September 2011 6:09

He goes to the bathroom and your immediate reaction is to check his phone for....reasons why?

VicmahnFml 0

Monday 5 September 2011 6:33

Don't be an effin mooch, times are tough the economy has hit us all hard... Unless It's Digiorno.. Then u really must suck lol

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Monday 5 September 2011 6:45

sounds like you need a new best friend.

Lovesglee 3

Monday 5 September 2011 6:50

That is pretty mean of them, but think of it this way. Maybe they didnt have enough and r going threw hard times so they couldnt afford to feed another person. My family is struggling really hard, but we always feed anyone that comes to our house. (dont say 'maybe thats y ur broke' because u know what I mean!) So maybe they r just jerks....altho...maybe ur the jerk....u DID look at ur friends txts....idk...sry OP

MeganCello 8

Monday 5 September 2011 6:53

I sure as hell don't feel obliged to feed my friends. I mean, if they're here every other day it's not very special. If it was a prearranged thing then sure. But in op's situation it sounds like he's there all the time. Though I do think the friend's family sucks for eating while he's still there.