By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
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DocBastard 38

Not attractive to women? As long as you're not gay too, who cares. Guys will still like you because you have boobs. Seriously, that's all it takes. I dated my wife for 2 months before I realised she even had a face.

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youresoscrewed 24

Chin up, beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Besides, I hope you aren't in love with her.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

I guess unless you liked her in that sense it's not too bad, though she could've said that a bit nicer.

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katnissmellark_fml 15

"chins up, smiles on" its OK. she might not find you attractive, but I'm pretty guys do. who cares what she thinks anyways? that's just one persons opinion that you don't have to follow. just always look on the bright side of things.

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nzfer2 9

That's a lie she feeling around to see how u take it. Then when's she is comfortable she will make a move on u.

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queerdragon 20

Ah, yes, the sneaky lesbian moves. Sometimes "I don't think you are attractive" simply means "I do not get a lady boner for you." I have been friends with men who I do not find attractive physically. They knew I was not sexually attracted to them and many felt the same way about me. Friendship is usually about personality more than looks, so whether or not the friend does find Op hot, their friendship should not be effected.

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LegolasPrincess 10

Don't take it to heart, she probably doesn't want to make it awkward and ruin your friendship.

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jsgervais84_fml 12

I said something similar to friends before, telling them they were not the type I'm attracted to and that hopefully our friendship stays the same. It's not easy getting out im sure you can forgive her confessing this to you awkwardly.

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queerdragon 20

It sounds like she wanted you to know that she does not find you sexually attractive and would not be hitting on you. It seems straight people automatically assume that anyone gay will like them. My good friend came out and told me, "I do not find you attractive sexually, even though I love you deeply and value your friendship." Sure, its a bit nicer than what your friend said. However, you have been friends with her long enough that she obviously likes your company, trusted you to know about being gay, and spends time with you. Who cares if she thinks you are hot or not?

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vliegje101 3

why does that suck? doesnt matter to be unattractive for girl. unless you're not straight.

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JoseIsAdork 31

sorry op but I smerked but only because I can't stand when people do that. who cares what gender people are attracted to, if they come out to us that's kool, to me that shows a big amount of trust. but do they have to say that? no... unless you said "omg... your a lesbian? I'm so totally attracted to you!!" why she had to state that I have no idea.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Because some heterosexuals still think that all gay people are attracted to all members of the same sex and don't have a "type" like heterosexuals.

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JoseIsAdork 31

oops, I don't know if my first comment allowed me to fix my typo. it wasn't supposed to say you're a lesbian now? implying they chose to be a lesbian, I don't believe its a choice. I tried to fix my typo because the *now part wasn't supposed to be there. sorry about that!!

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