Work: Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 13:23 - Canada

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no one. FML

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A pin drop

By Kerry - 03/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Reply All" email from a colleague, in which they vented their frustration with our boss. Unbeknownst to them, our boss was included in the distribution list. Our whole open plan office became a silent comedy of awkward glances. FML

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Thanks for the suggestions

By catty_13 - 26/09/2017 13:00

Today, my boss installed a comment box for anonymous suggestions on how to improve the workplace. So far, I've received 5 notes from my employees requesting that I be fired or replaced by a hotter woman, as it's the best way to improve the company. FML

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You deserved it 265

By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 09:14 - United States - Redlands

Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML

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You deserved it 1 263

By ev_lyn_aw - 28/02/2017 02:00

Today, I received a company-wide email from my boss, praising a coworker's extra effort at improving our line of business. The coworker's efforts were a direct copy-and-paste of a plan I put together three months ago. No one cared when I gave the presentation. FML

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By mommyfairy - 12/03/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

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You deserved it 43 277

I'm not paid enough for this shit

By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

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You deserved it 535

By crapules - 23/12/2008 04:18 - France

Today, my boss asked me, "Can I give you some constructive criticism?" I said yes. He told me, "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

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No fun allowed

By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, I sent an email to my boss about a sensitive project. After hitting send and getting a response, I remembered I'd set my automatic reply to say, "I'm currently out of the office, enjoying a much-needed break from all the idiots I work with." My boss was not amused when he replied and got the automatic email in return. FML

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You deserved it 826

Mommy's boy

By simon - 11/01/2018 06:00

Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML

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You deserved it 546

unfortunate_13 5

Monday 10 January 2011 19:04

now i'm curious about your ideas

Shutuptroll 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:25

Upper-management was right. Despite what you think, unblocking **** on the computers wasn't a good idea.

Comments

DocBastard 38

Monday 10 January 2011 22:49

Spirit, you just blew my mind. No wait, that was me blowing my brains out from all the corporatese bullhooey.

EpicFishFingers 0

Monday 10 January 2011 23:27

Is this what I'm at university for? Do all these words seriously come up in meetings and stuff in offices? Guess I'll become a Contractor, not a Consultant then. Less office work :)

fbot1356 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:10

LOLZ

sherivengeance 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:43

that sucks dude :(

pip74205 9

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:16

Can you say lawyer? That email shows a hostile working environment and possibly defamation of character. Thats really unprofessional of them.

42billybob 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:17

I actually genuinely hate your boss now. It's one thing to make fun of someone. It's another thing to ask them to do your job for you. To ask them to do YOUR job, THEN make fun of you for doing so. That's just abuse! You don't mock someone for being in a position YOU put them in. Especially when you have an authoritative position over them and they CAN'T refuse. Bring it up with her so that you can say you did and save the email. If this kind of shit happens more than once THEN you might have real a lawsuit.