Intimacy: Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for...

By Somessedup - 09/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML

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By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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By ShayanFCB - 20/10/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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By xmeatballx21 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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fml488 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:05

Report your boss. Duh

bkell13 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:07

Definitely look into reporting him...know any higher ups you can talk to? Dude's clearly got issues if he would go to that extent to call a sex line on an employees phone and then let them get fired over it.

Comments

___billiejean___ 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:09

loooooooooool

LiuKang92 1

Monday 26 September 2011 6:33

Your boss is a total ass

thebamdino 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:54

Gotta report that. Damn

TyffaniHope 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:14

Damn Dx

xXSecondGuessXx 0

Monday 16 April 2012 22:32

Oh, wow. That doesn't sound very fair.

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 21 August 2012 18:45

Report him and sue for wrongful termination.

FML_Elle 17

Sunday 17 February 2013 17:47

"call a sex line! Eat a bagel! Demand a refund! Cry deeply

PrincessLily8402 11

Thursday 8 January 2015 19:09

Sounds like a lawsuit to me!

magickiss87 22

Tuesday 19 May 2015 5:42

I'd have called his higher up and explain the situation. Sounds like the boss had a reason to not like you or has a sex addiction and got caught and threw you under the bus for it instead. Either which way, that sucks!