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By Somessedup - 09/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML

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By ShayanFCB - 20/10/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

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By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

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Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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By xmeatballx21 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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fml488 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:05

Report your boss. Duh

bkell13 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:07

Definitely look into reporting him...know any higher ups you can talk to? Dude's clearly got issues if he would go to that extent to call a sex line on an employees phone and then let them get fired over it.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:45

You DEFINITELY have a case against this bastard and the sex line workers are your witnesses.

MikeLitoris_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 2:10

what a douche

MarkO_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 2:54

Obviously, there are a lot of idiot teenagers in here. You need to get it through your thick skulls that 1) you can be fired for almost anything - especially in a 'right to work' state; and 2) there isn't a lawyer alive who thinks your little pissant case is worth taking because there isn't enough money in it to make it worth his while. Welcome to the cold, hard reality of the adult world.

Chr0nicdreamz 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:09

file suit for wrongful termination. before that though subpoena the sex line for the persons info that made the call.

spaarklez 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:40

FYL.

Flamersplamer 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 5:15

fybl more like, security camera with time display in boss's office, time the call was made on your cell, both will match, your boss will get fired if you make a complaint to the company instead of whining here.