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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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Nezani 3

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:39

That's illegal.

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:41

That ************.

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blackychan63 12

Wednesday 14 May 2014 4:21

sounds like Mike and Molly

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 14 May 2014 4:37

Can you say lawsuit

underthesea12 24

Wednesday 14 May 2014 4:54

I guess your mom didn't put out

shudson186 17

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:21

Wait, can you not take this to the labour board? He can't just fire you from a bad date with your mom...

emeraldmaz 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 7:13

That sounds an awful lot like an unfair dismissal to me.

khaled_almu 13

Wednesday 14 May 2014 7:17

Ask your mother what shy did

asereth 4

Wednesday 14 May 2014 7:36

talk to your dept of labor. see if legal actions can be taken against him for wrongful termination.

Lunasis 14

Wednesday 14 May 2014 9:03

lovely wrongful dismissal

d4m4s74 12

Wednesday 14 May 2014 10:03

And that's why you never work for your dad

DungeonSlayer 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 13:21

You should probably get a lawyer because that is illegal.

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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