Work: Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker,...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:59 - United States - Deatsville

Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML

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By Inthedumps - 23/07/2014 00:51 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

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By HelpMe1 - 06/11/2014 06:53 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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Make your mind up

By Jason Brazil - 13/08/2019 14:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2016 11:51 - Belgium

Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML

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By fird - 25/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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Saturday 1 November 2014 23:38

Assburgers don't sound very appetizing. I wouldn't fire one up either.

devildog562 33

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:38

If that's a case he should have the guy medically evaluated. Or at least talk to the guy and try and make it so you don't sue him for a hostile work environment.

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ermahgerd1236 6

Sunday 2 November 2014 14:53

I actually have asbergers ********

wondercat40 28

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:39

One of my best friend has Asperger's, and sometimes she really can totally misbehave. Once, she belittled my Sunday School teacher. When I confronted her about it, it turned out she had never considered that her words would hurt the teacher's feelings and immediately apologized. If he is really with AS Syndrome, maybe he just doesn't know. And if he doesn't, then he's just an ass.

Dean_N 15

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:51

I bet your boss has Asperger's too

Omniprism 14

Sunday 2 November 2014 16:10

Human resources?

Cslagem 10

Sunday 2 November 2014 19:49

Asperger's syndrome is a real disease. It's social retardation

frontmanmike 14

Sunday 2 November 2014 22:22

ASPERGER'S, You dumb ****. It's related to autism

aem1309 6

Monday 3 November 2014 1:02

"Assburgers"? Seriously?!? It's ASPERGERS you idiot

TogeBara 12

Monday 3 November 2014 2:37

Report it higher up. If there is no higher up go to a lawyer. Either way get it documented that he has done SOMETHING to you at some point and your boss had to talk with the other employee about it at least. Get that much, once that is done, you can sue the piss outta your boss for NOT firing him.

TPrice21 2

Monday 3 November 2014 4:10

As someone with actual Aspergers this guy just needs to be fired. It is not an excuse for being a jerk and keeping him there without doing anything will make him think it is ok.