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By NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Mandi - 05/12/2022 16:00

Today, I accidentally called my boss and left a voicemail as I was yelling to my kid, "I NEED TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY BUTT! WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER?!" Followed by me yelling something like, "STOP WATCHING ME WIPE MY BUTT!" immediately after my kid walked in with baby wipes. FML

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By Madridsta - 28/06/2014 06:28 - United States - Rialto

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML

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By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 15:14

"You need a new job, you need a new job."

twifan1901 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 15:13

Why would you do that?

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lizardninja 0

Friday 27 April 2012 18:22

Why?!?!? Anyhow I literally lmao!!

JesseBear1313 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:35

50; LMFAO.

stefaniburke 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:22

Well if you're singing a song about taking a shit, ut might make him wanna join you. With the singing and the taking a shit.

meganannee 0

Monday 30 April 2012 2:04

You need A shit? Or you need TO shit?

kitsune3 20

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:15

I can't stop laughing.

deransc 19

Monday 16 July 2012 22:29

OMG please tell me you were running and screaming that at the top of your lungs! Because thats what I was picturing! One of the best!

hand1234 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:25

Don't quit your day job :)

saraitkddh 47

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:39

why on earth you would sing about that?!

Gourd_Cousin 3

Monday 4 November 2013 11:43

BOSS might will kick your ass to his new shit

doglover100 28

Wednesday 9 April 2014 17:22

I do the same thing at home.

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Same thing different taste

Not now, mate

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