By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 859
You deserved it 4 309

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

marcmaralou 15

Comments

If hes ******* dating a girl he might not be gay

Stfu cant we assume a guy is straight these days

Pretty sure that would have been noted in the FML if her boyfriend had turned out to be gay.

And you "accidentally" dumped his ass, right?

Accidentally sleep with his brother!!

bluebluhblou 15

but two negatives make a positive.

KittehFreak 25

Especially when you're multiplying!

does he wear those really baggy pants that fall around his knees? If so maybe he tripped, I mean since his pants already were off it COULD have been an accident...

Lots of FML's lately about "accidentally" sleeping with someone. Is it even possible? I think people are just running out of excuses.

Or since they obviously didn't care about their GF/BF enough to not cheat, they must not care enough to own up to what they did. and since there is no valid excess for cheating on someone.....

What an asshole. Dump him, find yourself someone whose brain is bigger than their dick.

Unless your roommate is your identical twin, probably not an accident.