By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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flufee2 27

If hes ******* dating a girl he might not be gay

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flufee2 27

Stfu cant we assume a guy is straight these days

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WitEluded 13

Pretty sure that would have been noted in the FML if her boyfriend had turned out to be gay.

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AlyssaDiannaa 20

And you "accidentally" dumped his ass, right?

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lilcuz69 16

Accidentally sleep with his brother!!

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bluebluhblou 15

but two negatives make a positive.

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KittehFreak 25

Especially when you're multiplying!

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Jessicart92 3

does he wear those really baggy pants that fall around his knees? If so maybe he tripped, I mean since his pants already were off it COULD have been an accident...

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Jenmic 14

Lots of FML's lately about "accidentally" sleeping with someone. Is it even possible? I think people are just running out of excuses.

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BlindlyWandering 17

Or since they obviously didn't care about their GF/BF enough to not cheat, they must not care enough to own up to what they did. and since there is no valid excess for cheating on someone.....

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RobinGoodfellow 47

What an asshole. Dump him, find yourself someone whose brain is bigger than their dick.

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lishabear 21

Unless your roommate is your identical twin, probably not an accident.

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