By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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Comments

morgasshk 14

damn... she must have had a bad case of slipadicktomee.

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brieee 23

" I just fell in, I don't know how, it was an accident I swear!"

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JHam12 14

I guess now you can "accidentally" break up with him

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RMP15 8

I hope you "accidently" chop his balls off

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ToxicMoo33 18

Accidentally leave him.

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flopstar 21

That's one "accident" a sorry can't fix.

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mmazzaa 16

"Oops I fell down and my dick went straight into her pussy whole"

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feven 32

The amount of accidentally jokes is killing me.

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theotherguyss 3

Welp, I guess it's okay if you "accidentally" trip on his other friends as well OP.

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